Welcome to the most fascinating and utterly useless field of study: Quantum Pineapple Theory. This branch of science explores the strange, uncharted territories where pineapples interact with quantum mechanics.
Subfields of Quantum Pineapple Theory include:
Our research team is currently trying to crack the fundamental question: "What happens when a pineapple passes through a wormhole?"
Stay tuned for updates on our progress, or just go back to your usual Tuesday afternoon.