QUICKSAND CONUNDRUMS

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Common Quicksand Conundrums

1. The Standardized Quicksand Alarm Clock problem: How do you wake yourself up when you're stuck in the quicksand?

2. The Quantum Quicksand Conspiracy Theory 1 problem: Are the quicksand particles plotting against us?

3. The Quantum Quicksand Conspiracy Theory 2 problem: Are the quicksand particles secretly controlling our minds?

4. The Quicksand Solutions problem: How do you get unstuck?

Or, you know, just just sit there...

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