Where do you even start?
1. The Standardized Quicksand Alarm Clock problem: How do you wake yourself up when you're stuck in the quicksand?
2. The Quantum Quicksand Conspiracy Theory 1 problem: Are the quicksand particles plotting against us?
3. The Quantum Quicksand Conspiracy Theory 2 problem: Are the quicksand particles secretly controlling our minds?
4. The Quicksand Solutions problem: How do you get unstuck?
Or, you know, just just sit there...
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