Quantum Travel Safety Protocols

Warning: Entanglement May Cause Spontaneous Existential Dread

When traversing the cosmos, safety should never be an afterthought. Here are some essential protocols to ensure your quantum travels are as smooth as a well-greased quantum harmonic oscillator:

• Quantum Fluctuation Compensation: Always carry a pocket-sized quantum insurance policy. In the event of a fluctuation, your policy will cover the cost of temporary non-existence.
• Entanglement Separation Protocol: In the unlikely event of entanglement, maintain a 4-meter distance from your traveling companions. This will prevent the unpleasants of non-locality.
• Singularity Avoidance Maneuvers: When approaching a cosmic event horizon, execute an emergency quantum leap. If this fails, perform a quick mental calculation to calculate your probability of survival (P=Mc^3/t^2, where M is your mass and t is the local time dilation factor).

To learn more about these protocols, visit our Rules of Quantum Safety or explore our Quantum Travel Jokes.

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