Quantum Shielding Level 5: The Unstable Plateaus

At this level, you're basically just faking it till you make it. A good quantum shielding is all about creating the illusion of safety while secretly panicking on the inside.

Here's a few tips to help you reach the next level:

• Practice your Quantum Faking Technique until you can convincingly play the part.
• Learn to appreciate the beauty of a well-placed Quantum Distraction Device.
• Develop a sense of humor about your impending doom, and remember that the universe is just a simulation...

Don't get cocky, but you're getting close. Keep your shields up and your wits about you.