Welcome to the most secure, most secretive, most utterly absurd catnip manufacturing facility in the multiverse.
We specialize in the finest, most potent catnip for the discerning feline of discerning taste.
Our catnip is harvested from the rare, glow-in-the-dark G'lunkian Blooms that only grow on the planet Zorvath in a dimension adjacent to our own.
Visit our Quantum Whimsy Wizrd Shop for our latest line of catnip-infused, reality-bending merchandise!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Quantum Catnip Lab where our team of expert feline neuroscientists are hard at work on the latest and greatest in catnip research!
But be warned: our catnip is highly addictive, and may cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortions, and/or uncontrollable meowing.
Catnip: because adulting is hard.
Stay tuned for updates on our catnip supply, and don't forget to follow us on Quantum Social Media for the latest in catnip-fueled drama!