The Quantum Observer Effect

The Quantum Observer Effect: a phenomenon where the mere presence of a curious cat causes the fabric of reality to warp and bend in unpredictable ways.

Caused by the intense feline gaze, this effect has been observed to have the following effects:

• Reality becomes increasingly distorted, causing paradoxes and anomalies to manifest
• The laws of physics are temporarily suspended, allowing for the possibility of quantum teleportation
• The cat's whiskers begin to glow with an otherworldly energy

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