Welcome to the world's first & last quantum flavors & antimatter delicatessen. Because you've been dying to try something that will probably blow up in your face.
We use quantum entanglement to infuse every bite with flavor, and the uncertainty principle to make sure it doesn't quite come back.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of surrounding objects, spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, spontaneous combustion of all objects, spontaneous...