Alex Faraday's Quantum Ironing History

It all began on a fateful day in 1975, in a small town in England. Alex Faraday, a humble ironing board enthusiast, stumbled upon a strange, glowing ironing board in the local thrift store. Little did he know, this was no ordinary ironing board, but rather a portal to a parallel universe of quantum ironing.

Faraday, being a man of curiosity and a lover of all things hot and flat, decided to investigate further. He plugged it in, and the room was bathed in an otherworldly glow. As he ironed a crumpled up t-shirt, he discovered that the fabric was being stretched and compressed at an alarming rate, creating a miniature wormhole in the fabric.

The possibilities were endless, and Faraday spent the next several years studying the properties of quantum ironing, publishing papers on the subject, and ironing anything that would fit through the portal.

Today, the quantum ironing community is a thriving one, with enthusiasts from all over the world contributing to the field. And at the heart of it all is Alex Faraday's humble abode, where the original portal still hums away, ironing up a storm.

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