Jane's Quantum Ironing

Our team of highly trained, quantum-entangled ironing specialists.

Leader: Jane (aka "The Ironing Oracle")

Specializing in:

Quantum-entangled shirt folding
Superposition starch application
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle-based fabric softening

Or, for the truly brave: Quantum Ironing Challenges

Disclaimer: Quantum ironing may cause:

Uncontrollable excitement
Temporary fabric disintegration
Permanently altered perception of time and space

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