Chapter 4: The Quantum Flux Capacitor

By this point, you've mastered the basics of Quantum Ironding. You're ready to take on the most advanced concepts in the field.

Today, we're going to tackle the Quantum Flux Capacitor. This is not your run-of-the-mill capacitor. No, it's a device that can manipulate space-time itself.

With the Quantum Flux Capacitor, you'll be able to:

• Manipulate the fabric of reality
• Create miniature black holes in your garage
• Turn your socks inside out with a mere thought

But be warned: the Quantum Flux Capacitor comes with a steep price. You'll have to deal with:

• Mysterious, unexplained phenomena
• Occasional dimensional rifts
• A 50% chance of spontaneous combustion

So, are you ready to take the leap and join the ranks of the Quantum Ironding elite?

Continue to Chapter 5: The Quantum Time Dilation or Check out the Quantum Ironding FAQ.