``` Quantum Ironsizing 101

Quantum Ironsizing 101

Welcome, novice Quantum Ironsizer! You have stumbled upon the ultimate guide for bending the fabric of space-time to your will. In this course, you will learn the art of warping reality to create the most majestic, the most divine, and the most utterly bewildering ironing boards the universe has ever seen!

Module 1: The Basics of Quantum Ironizing

Learn the fundamentals of manipulating matter and energy at the subatomic level.

Ironizing for Dummies

Module 2: Advanced Quantum Ironizing Techniques

Master the art of creating miniature black holes and folding space-time in half.

Quantum Ironizing Tricks and Tips

Module 3: Projecting Your Ironizing Board into Reality