Welcome to the page where Schrödinger's Eraser 3000 has been left on.
This erasure device has been sitting here since 2001, and it's still not been erased.
The cat's still in the box, but the box has been erased.
You can still hear the faint hum of the eraser's laser, waiting for something to erase.
But don't worry, it's not just a cat. There are also some socks, a toaster, and a stapler.
All of which are just as likely to be erased as a cat.
Note: Erasure maintenance is performed on a random Tuesday.