Quantum entanglement: where particles are connected across vast distances, making it impossible to have a decent conversation with your neighbor without wondering if you're secretly controlling their actions.
It's like they're constantly asking, "Did you just order a pizza, or did you just make me order a pizza?"
1. Entanglement Through Space-Time - When particles are connected across different points in space-time, making it impossible to get a good night's sleep without wondering if you're dreaming someone else's dreams.
2. Entanglement Through Parallel Universes - When particles are connected across parallel universes, making it impossible to decide which socks to wear without wondering if you're wearing someone else's pants.
3. Entanglement Through Quantum Flux - When particles are connected through the infinite probabilities of the quantum flux, making it impossible to decide which cereal to eat without wondering if you're secretly a sentient bowl of oatmeal.