Quantum Leap Plan: 1. Build a time machine that can leap over the past, present, and future. 2. Use it to attend every party in the universe, past, present, and future. 3. Eat all the free food, drink all the free drinks, and dance with all the free people. 4. Return to the present, but only after 5 minutes, to prevent paradoxes. 5. Repeat steps 1-4 until the end of time.