Quantum Jumper's Guild - Membership Requirements

To join the Quantum Jumper's Guild, you must meet the following requirements:

Be able to withstand the intense, existential dread of quantum uncertainty.
Have a strong stomach for the infinite possibilities of multiverses.
Be prepared to confront the infinite iterations of 'what ifs'.
Pass the Quantum Jumper's Guild Aptitude Test (QJ-GAT) with a score of 90% or higher.
Sign a waiver releasing the Guild from liability for any dimensional rifts or paradoxes caused by your jumping.

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Warning: Our training course may cause spontaneous dimensional reconfigurations. Prolonged exposure may lead to irreparable quantum singularity.