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Quantum Leap Safety Guidelines
Warning: Quantum leaping can have real consequences.
Pre-Quantum Leap Checklist
- Have you considered the Butterfly Effect? (You know, the one where your actions create a new reality?)
- Do you have a good lawyer on speed dial?
- Can you handle the existential dread of infinite parallel universes?
Get Insurance for the Multiverse
In Case of Quantum Leap-Related Emergencies
- Do not attempt to communicate with your past self. They will either ignore or try to kill you.
- Stay away from paradoxes. Seriously,ประก stay away from paradoxes.
- Quantum entanglements are not your friends. Trust us.
- minimalist healthcare coverage may not cover the multiverse.
- Be aware that your actions may create new timelines with no clear escape route.
- If you experience symptoms of Quantum Leap-Induced Stress Disorder (Qlisd), seek help.
Seek Help for Qlisd
Explore the Multiverse (But Don't Say We Didn't Warn You)
Remember, the multiverse is a jungle. Be prepared.
Quantum Leap Safety Disclaimer
We are not responsible for any damage caused by quantum leaps. Or, you know, the destruction of the fabric of space-time.