Safety Protocol 3: Relative Zero

Quantum Leap Division, Temporal Security Branch

Warning: This protocol has been deemed EXTREMELY hazardous. Do not attempt to execute until you have undergone extensive training in quantum physics, temporal mechanics, and/or extreme sports.

Objective: Protect the timeline from rogue time travelers who insist on wearing pleated pants.

Key Points:

• Section 1: Time-Space Continuum Anomalies
• Section 2: Chrono-Syndrome Prevention
• Section 3: Temporal Reentry Protocols

Section 4: Appendices and Appendices (because why not?)

Revision History:

Revision 3.2: Added warning label, because apparently it wasn't clear enough. Revision 3.1: Fixed typo in Section 1. Revision 3.0: Original version, because why bother.