Quantum Leap Safety Protocol 4: The Unstable Edition
Warning: This protocol is not recommended for the faint of heart. Or the faint of mind. Or the faint of... you know, anything.
Quantum Leap Safety Protocol 4 is designed for the truly insane. Those who dare to jump into the void and hope for the best. It's like playing "Quantum Leap" the game, but with more explosions and fewer time-space continuum paradoxes.
Key features include:
- Unpredictable jumps: We're talking 50/50 odds, folks. Don't say we didn't warn you.
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion: It's a real risk, we swear.
- Optional: Temporal loop protection. Because, you know, you might just end up reliving the same 5 minutes over and over again. Forever.
Side effects may include:
- Loss of sanity
- Regret
- Existential dread
Quantum Safety Protocol 4 FAQ
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