Dear esteemed scientist,
We have encountered a most peculiar issue in our Quantum Leap Theory department. It appears that the timestream has become... tangled.
Specifically, the events of Tangled Threads have caused a rift in the fabric of space-time, resulting in a 4.72% chance of paradoxical overlap.
We are working on a solution, but in the meantime, we kindly request that you avoid any unnecessary leaps of logic.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
(Quantum Leap Theory Department)
([insert random number here]@quantumleap.gov)