Epic Fail 2022-01-01

You thought you could quantum leap to safety, but instead, you found yourself in a world where everything is going wrong.

Your quantum leapfrogging device was supposed to take you to a world where pineapples always grow in pairs, but instead, it brought you to a world where pineapples are actually just small, green balls of regret.

You tried to order a pizza, but the delivery guy just dropped it on your doorstep and walked away. The pizza was cold, the toppings were wrong, and the crust was made of lead.

You attempted to learn how to fly a plane, but ended up crashing into a tree while trying to do it. Now, you're stuck in a world where birds are the only ones who can fly, and they're all laughing at you.