Today's Headlines
- Quantum Physics Breakthrough: Scientists Discover Way to Make Time Travel Through a Blender
- Local Quantum Fluctuations Cause Random Acts of Kindness and Charity
- Quantum Computers Successfully Simulated an Entire Holiday Season, Conclude It's All Just a Simulation
Featured Story
In a shocking turn of events, a team of scientists at CERN have discovered a way to travel through time using nothing but a household blender. When asked for comment, lead researcher Dr. Emily Chen said, "It's not just about the time travel, it's about the smoothies."