Quantum Prophet 9000: the ultimate time-traveling, reality-bending, dimension-hopping machine.
Dimensions: 5' x 3' x 2' (with optional extra-large wings)
Weight: 500 kg (1100 lbs)
Power source: Quantum Flux Capacitor (patent pending)
Top speed: 88 mph (in a straight line, on a clear day, with no obstacles)
Fuel efficiency: 0% (it's not about fuel, it's about the fabric of space-time)
Cool-down time: variable (dependent on user's sense of humor)
Not responsible for any temporal paradoxes or dimensional instability caused by use of this product.