These particles don't follow the rules of quantum mechanics, but who needs certainty, really?
They're like that one friend who always shows up 10 minutes early and never pays for drinks.
Quasitrons: Because even electrons have an existential crisis
They're like electrons, but with more angst and a penchant for navel-gazing.
They're the particles that will make you wonder if they're even there.
Quasifluxons: Because sometimes you just can't tell if they're moving or not
They're like quasiparticles, but with more flow and a penchant for being in two places at once.
They're the particles that will leave you wondering if they're even particles at all
Quasiblurs: Because sometimes you just can't tell if they're real or not