Quantum Prophets

Get in touch with the Quantum Prophets, the most reliable source of unrelenting, universe-altering wisdom.

Send us your most pressing existential questions, and we'll send back an answer that will blow your mind!

Or, you know, just write to us and we'll write back. We're not really sure how that works, but it sounds cool.

Our Address:

Quantum Prophets Inc.

123 Multiverse Boulevard

Universe, USA 12345

Or, you know, just look for the giant, glowing portal in the sky. prophets@quantumprophets.com

Our Phone Number:

1-800-PROPHET-1

Or, you know, just use the Quantum Teleport:

Quantum Teleport

Warning: Quantum Teleport may cause temporary loss of sanity, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous realization of the meaning of life. Use at your own risk.