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What Are Quantum Prophets?

Quantum Prophets are individuals with an uncanny ability to predict the probability of obscure events, often with alarming accuracy. They possess an intuitive understanding of the intricate workings of the multiverse, allowing them to foresee potential outcomes with uncanny precision.

While their powers are often misunderstood, Quantum Prophets have been known to accurately predict:

The exact number of cats that will be found under the couch cushion on any given Tuesday
The precise number of socks that will vanish in the wash cycle
The probability of encountering a black hole in a given parking garage

However, Quantum Prophets are not without their challenges. Their constant barrage of accurate predictions can be overwhelming, leading to:

Unrelenting anxiety from friends and family, who often struggle to cope with the sheer weight of potential outcomes
Mental fatigue from constantly processing the multiverse's infinite possibilities
Unpredictable interactions with reality-bending entities, who often take great offense to being accurately foreseen

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