Quantum Prophets FAQ

What are Quantum Prophets?

We're glad you asked. Quantum Prophets are a group of highly skilled, highly caffeinated individuals who have dedicated their lives to predicting the exact moment when your cat will knock over a plant.

Our prophets use advanced quantum algorithms and cutting-edge cat psychology to provide you with accurate, 99.9% certain predictions for when your cat will:

• Wake you up at 4am demanding to be fed.
• Knock over a potted plant.
• Leave you a "gift" of their favorite hairball.

Don't believe us? Check out our Reviews section for testimonials from satisfied clients.