Q: What is Omphalic Vibration?
A: Omphalic Vibration is a mystical phenomenon where your pants suddenly start to vibrate with an otherworldly force, forcing you to question the very fabric of reality.
Q: How do I experience Omphalic Vibration?
A: Simply sit on a couch, wear a pair of pants, and wait for the inevitable occurrence. It's like a free massage, but with a side of existential dread.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Safety is a social construct. But seriously, just wear a seatbelt.
Q: Can I control it?
A: No, but you can try to will it away with intense mental focus. Just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and repeat the mantra: "I am the master of my pant-seat."