Prophetic Spoons: FAQ
Q: What is the purpose of Prophetic Spoons?
Prophetic Spoons are the vessels of the future. They're designed to hold not only your coffee but also the weight of the world. Our spoons are forged with the purest intentions and a dash of mystic energy.
- Q: Are Prophetic Spoons safe?
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A: Our Prophetic Spoons have been certified 99.9% prophetic-safe. If you experience any visions or hear the voice of the universe while using one of our spoons, do not worry, it's just the Spoon's way of telling you to buy more spoons.
- Q: Can I use Prophetic Spoons for non-prophetic activities?
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A: Of course, our spoons are designed for all occasions. But be warned: using them for non-prophetic activities may lead to feelings of ennui, existential dread, and spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.
- Q: Are Prophetic Spoons compatible with my existing kitchen utensils?
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A: Our spoons have been engineered to be compatible with all kitchen utensils except, ironically, our competitors' utensils. Don't try to mix and match, or you risk unleashing a prophetic calamity upon the world.
- Q: How do I care for my Prophetic Spoon?
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A: Simply wash it with soap and water, dry it, and whisper your most profound thoughts into its bowl. This will not only clean it but also attune it to your unique prophetic frequency.