A Quantum Prophet is a mystic seer who has transcended the mundane bounds of space-time to predict the exact probability of your next snack break.
Step 1: Eat copious amounts of durian fruit. Step 2: Meditate on the infinite possibilities of the multiverse. Step 3: Wear a turban to channel the cosmic energies.
Unlimited access to the Quantum Prophet's guild, where you can bask in the glory of your own prophetic abilities and receive a 20% discount on all purchases made with your prophetic powers.