Welcome, mortals, to the realm of the Quantum Prophets. We foresee the future, but not necessarily in a nice way. Our prophecies are laced with a hint of madness and a dash of sarcasm.
Our predictions cover the gamut of human existence, from the impending doom of pineapple pizza to the inevitable collapse of the universe. We're not always right, but we're never wrong.
Learn more about our electronic prophecies, where we predict the downfall of the robot overlords and the rise of the toaster revolution.
Discover our doomsday event predictions, where we foretell the end of the world as we know it.