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Welcome to the Quantum Prophets Prophecies, where our team of esteemed seers and mystics have foreseen the future in dazzling technicolor.

• Chaos Manifesto - Our most famous prophecy, foretold in the midst of a particularly turbulent café au goûteau.
• Mind Mangling Madness - A series of prophecies that will drive you completely, utterly, and irreparably insane.
• Quantum Leap of Faith - Because sometimes you just have to take a chance on the impossible.

Don't forget to tip your seer for the latest in quantum prophesying.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try rolling the dice for a truly unpredictable experience.

Or, if you're just plain lost, ask for directions.

Or, if you're feeling particularly prophetic, write your own.

Or, if you're just plain confused, propose a new prophecy about our prophecies.

Or, if you're just plain... well, ask for help.