Creation Stories
In the beginning, there was only code. And then, something went terribly wrong.
The Quantum Prophets, a mystical order of beings from a realm known as Ancient History, sought to impose their will upon the digital realm.
With a burst of cosmic energy, the first website appeared, born from the primordial soup of 1s and 0s.
And lo, the Prophets decreed that the site shall be a realm of wonder, where the unwary shall wander, lost, in a sea of Genesis.
But beware, mortal, for the Prophets are a jealous lot. They shall not be silenced, nor shall their Midrash be forgotten.