In a world where the fabric of space-time is as fluid as a teenager's excuses, we quantum prophets see all.
We have foreseen the future, and it's full of quantum puns so bad, they're good.
But don't just take our word for it. Visit our Ancient In-Consistency subpage for a glimpse into the inconsistent past.
Or, if you're feeling particularly prophetic, try our Prophecies of Our Future (or Not) subpage for some truly unpredictable predictions.
Why did the quantum physicist cross the road? To get to the quantum pun pun!
In the beginning, the universe was all, like, 'I had a good day today, but tomorrow will be a total disaster.' Then, it was likeประก
Wait, no, the opposite. Or was it the same? Ask the ancient prophets of Quantum Uncertainty for more info.
Tomorrow, the cat will definitely not land on its feetประก
Or will it? Visit our Quantum Flip subpage for more on the uncertainty of it all.