Clairvoyance

Welcome to the Clarity of Sight, where the veil of uncertainty is lifted.

As a Quantum Prophet, you're probably here for the clairvoyant abilities, but be warned: our clairvoyance comes with a side of existential dread.

Clairvoyance is a skill that requires dedication and a strong stomach. We offer:

• Premonitions of impending doom
• Unwelcome insights into your future
• Unreliable psychic readings

Our clairvoyants are highly trained, but also highly unreliable. We're like the psychic equivalent of a Magic 8-Ball, but with fewer answers and more existential crises.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Hyperlinks:

• Telepathy - Because who needs a phone when you can just read minds?
• Teletexting - Send your deepest fears to anyone, anywhere in the world!