The Quantum Prophets
Established to mediate the most pressing interdimensional conflicts.
A rift in the space-time continuum has caused widespread disruption to our reality.
We're working tirelessly to resolve this issue.
For updates, see Time Dilation Update
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Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated quantum prophets is working around the clock to resolve the time dilation dispute.
We're making progress, but it's slow going.
For more information, see Time Dilation Update
We're seeing an uptick in complaints from alternate realities.
We're working on it, but our quantum phones are ringing off the hook.
For more information, see Parallel Universe Disputes Updates