We are the Quantum Prophets, an order of physicists who have transcended the mundane constraints of reality. We have dedicated our lives to understanding the intricacies of quantum mechanics... in our pajamas.
Using an unorthodox blend of science and mysticism, we have developed a system of quantum prophecy that is both accurate and utterly useless.
We have successfully predicted the outcome of every lottery drawing since 2010, but unfortunately, our predictions have never come to pass... because we always forget to buy tickets.