We're not just a lost and found service, we're a gateway to the Time-Space Continuum. Where the fabric of reality is woven and unraveled.
A collection of items lost and found throughout the multiverse. Don't bother looking for the sock, it's gone, but the toaster that's been there for 37 years, that's still here.
Our resident expert in the field of unpredictability. If you're feeling lost, we can try to find you.
Because sometimes you just need to talk about the meaninglessness of existence. We have existential philosophers on staff, but they're all on a existential crisis.