The fundamental uncertainty principle is a fundamental problem. Like, seriously, it's a real brain-twister. Particles can be in two places at once, or maybe not. Who knows?
But don't worry, our team of expert physicists has cracked the code.
Want to learn more?
Meet Dr. Reginald P. Braintrust, our team leader and chief quantum quibbler.
He's got a Ph.D. in quantum whatever-ology and has solved this problem.
Or, you know, maybe not.
Either way, he's here to help you.
Or at least make it up as he goes along.
Our team also includes: