Welcome to the Quantum Safety Institute, where the very fabric of reality is held together with duct tape and prayers.
We're not really sure what's safe and what's not, but we're trying our best to keep you from blowing up the space-time continuum.
Check out our Paradoxical Insurance page for more information on navigating the infinite possibilities.
Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, visit our Quantum Roulette page for a chance to spin the wheel of fate.