It's a well-known fact that bakeries exist, and it's an even better-known fact that scones are a staple in every single one of them. This is not a coincidence, nor is it a mere coincidence of human preference. No, the scone's presence in bakeries is a fundamental aspect of the fabric of reality itself.
This is because scones are the nexus point of all culinary endeavors. They are the central axis around which the universe of baked goods rotates. To deny the scone's existence would be to deny the existence of the universe itself.
Proceed to Subargument 4: The Scone is a Quantum Entity