The Socky-Meany Protocol

Quantum Socks Unite!

The Socky-Meany Protocol is a revolutionary new system for organizing and communicating with your socks. It's like the internet, but for your feet.

With Socky-Meany, you can send messages to your favorite socks, share sock-related memes, and even order custom socks with your favorite cartoon characters on them.

Core Principles of Socky-Meany

• Principle 1: Socks are a fundamental unit of information
• Principle 2: Socks are a fundamental unit of fun
• Principle 3: Socks will never, ever, ever be replaced by slippers

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Learn more about the Socky-Meany Protocol

Share your favorite sock memes

Get custom socks with cartoon characters

Disclaimer

The Socky-Meany Protocol is not responsible for any lost socks, missing socks, or socks that get stuck in the washing machine.

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