Decree 1: All Hums of Sorrow Shall be Played on a Kazoo

By the power vested in me, Queen Beatrix, I, the Supreme Ruler of this Fanciful Realm, hereby decree that all expressions of sadness shall henceforth be accompanied by the unmistakable, ear-piercing sound of a kazoo.

• Decree 2: Mandatory Use of Socks with Toes
• Decree 3: All Corgis Shall be Treated as State-Approved Snacks
• Decree 4: The Official Language Shall be a Mixture of Puns and Puns

Failure to comply will result in the immediate imposition of a stern, yet loving, lecture.