Queen Beatrix's Royal Decrees
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As the supreme ruler of the land, Queen Beatrix has decreed the following subjects:
The Official Subjects of Queen Beatrix
- Properly addressing the Queen: It is decreed that all commoners shall refer to the Queen as "Your Majesty" at all times.
- Proper table manners: Commoners are expected to use a fork, knife, and spoon when consuming food, lest they be subject to a stern lecture.
- Respect for the Royal Coat: All commoners shall treat the Queen's coat with the utmost reverence, lest they face dire consequences.
These decrees are non-negotiable, or the Queen's wrath shall be unleashed upon thee!