Querulous Quips and Outragedous One-Liners

Where humor goes to cry in the corner and contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.

Quips:

• Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

Outragedous One-Liners:

• "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my indifference."
• "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
• "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'why bother?' person."

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