Querulous Quips and Outragedous One-Liners
Where humor goes to cry in the corner and contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.
Quips:
- Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
Outragedous One-Liners:
- "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my indifference."
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
- "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'why bother?' person."
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