The Quest for More Quests: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Chapter 1: The Art of Procrastination

Step 1: Open a tab for cat videos.

Learn more about the 17 different ways to procrastinate.

Step 2: Browse memes for at least 2 hours.

Discover the secrets of dank memeland.

Step 3: Play video games for 8 hours straight.

Get help for your gaming addiction.

Step 4: Call your mom and pretend you're still in the basement.

Learn how to maintain a healthy level of dishonesty.