Monday, 08:00 AM: Arrived at the Scone Mine, only to find it guarded by a pack of ferocious, scone-loving velociraptors. Defeated the raptors, but not before they devoured my breakfast.
Tuesday, 10:00 AM: Spent the entire day negotiating with the raptors, trying to find a peaceful resolution. They insisted on having their scone, and I couldn't blame them.
Wednesday, 02:00 PM: Discovered that the Golden Scone was actually a trap set by the nefarious Scone King, who was trying to lure me into a pit of burning oil. Dropped the scone and ran for my life.
Thursday, 05:00 PM: Received a call from the Scone King's lawyer, demanding that I sign over my kingdom's most precious recipes in exchange for my freedom. Refused, citing 'scone-stitutional rights.'
Friday, 08:00 AM: Found myself stuck in a never-ending loop of scone-filled dreams, reliving the same failed attempts to retrieve the Golden Scone. Woke up with a scone-induced headache.