Today I saved the world... again. I mean, I saved it from certain doom, but let's not quibble over details.
With a mighty roar, I charged into the fray, my trusty sword held high. I fought off the baddies, and saved the day.
And now, I'm off to collect my reward. Or rather, my reward is being held in escrow, pending completion of my next heroic deed.
Read about my reward