Chapter 1: Identifying the Crisis
Step 1: Panic.
- Repeat steps 1 until you've exhausted yourself.
- Stare at the wall and wonder why this is happening to you.
Subchapter: Deny the crisis until it goes away.
- Cry "It's not a crisis!"
- Cry "I'm fine!"
- Cry "It's not my problem!"
Chapter 2: Managing the Fallout
Step 1: Blame someone else.
- Critique their incompetence.
- Cry about the injustice.
Subchapter: Develop a crisis management plan.
- Make a to-do list.
- Check the box.