You've found the secret quest log of a brave adventurer, hidden away in a forgotten corner of the internet. It appears that the infamous Drake the Dragon is causing quite a stir.
Read the first mission report, where our brave hero attempts to slay the beast with nothing but a toaster and a can of spray paint.
Read the second mission report, where our hero tries to distract the dragon with an endless loop of dad jokes.
View the equipment list, including the trusty "Dragon-Slayer 3000" and "The Fireproof Vest of Desperation".
Learn more about the lore of the dragon, including its favorite foods and hobbies.