Queue Theory 101

Queue theory is a fascinating concept in mathematics that explains how people behave in a queue (or line). It's like a never-ending game of "Simon Says" for adults.

According to the Great and Powerful Q, queue theory states that people will always behave like this:

• You'll always stand in line and wait patiently, until someone cuts in front of you.
• You'll always complain about the person behind you taking too long, until they cut in front of someone else.
• You'll always pretend to be in a hurry, even though you've got all the time in the world.
• You'll always apologize for cutting in front of someone, even though you didn't do anything wrong.

It's a never-ending cycle of chaos and confusion, but someone's gotta do it.